Some of Our Tools

Our multiple platform subscriptions and integrations cost us over $600 a month… per client. However, this ensures every one of Echo’s partners has the absolute best solutions at their disposal. We empower SMBs with enterprise level functionality, and have invested over $10,000 in internal training and tech to stay on the razor’s edge of today’s most advanced software.

The Sorting Hat

Our patented mind reading hat technology allows us to anticipate customer engagements BEFORE they happen.

Skynet

Our neural net-based conscious group mind and artificial general intelligence system.

WARNING: Possibly self aware.

Autonomous Protocol Droid

Fluent in over 6-million forms of communication, our Special Tactics & Engagement Voice Emulator (or S.T.E.V.E.) translates Ecommerce into mixed purpose binary. For no reason whatsoever.

Tactical Carrier Pigeon

Our fleet of over 75 German born Homing Pigeons are each outfitted with the latest in GPS technology, ensuring all messaging is delivered with military precision.

Sex Panther

 

60% of the time, it works EVERY time.

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris doesn’t worry about high gas prices. His vehicles run on fear.

Oh c’mon. You didn’t think we’d give away ALL of our secrets did you? Have no fear, you will in fact have the best tools working for you (and we were serious about the $600).